Next Friday (2000)

Don 'D.C.' Curry: Uncle Elroy

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Quotes 

• Uncle Elroy : [Suga falls on Craig's lap, face down]  Negro, what the hell you doing with my woman?

  Craig : I don't know. I must have... shit.

  Uncle Elroy : Suga? What the hell you doing with my nephew?

  Suga : I'm sorry, baby. I thought it was you.

  Uncle Elroy : Come on, baby. I'm faded, feeling X-rated. It's Mr. Nasty Time.

  Suga : Mr. Nasty Time!

  Uncle Elroy : Mr. Nasty Time. But take it easy on my back.

  [to Craig] 

  Uncle Elroy : Make yourself at home, nephew.

• Mr. Jones : I got your message, where is Craig?

  Uncle Elroy : "Message"? I ain't sent you no damn MESSAGE.

  Mr. Jones : You didn't call the sandwich joint with an urgent message

  Uncle Elroy : Hell no Willie, boy you're startin' to think like a Dog. Leaving fleas & ticks suckin' on your old-ass brain.

  Mr. Jones : Somebody send me a message, where is Craig & Day-Day

  Uncle Elroy : I don't know. But come on in.

  Uncle Elroy : [Sees his brother with poop in the back his uniform when coming in to his house]  You know you got shit all over the back of your ass? Hey don't sit on that couch, put some paper down.

• Suga : [groping Craig]  Oooh, that's a fat ass!

  Uncle Elroy : All right, all right, all right, that's enough! Shit! That's enough! Now get upstairs and put some clothes on! Go on, now!

• Uncle Elroy : [to Craig]  You family, I love you, you welcome to anything in my house. But don't let me catch you in my refrigerator, don't let me catch you with yo finger in my Suga Bowl, You feel me knockin'.

• Uncle Elroy : I bet you smoke a lil' weed, don't ya?

  Craig Jones : Why do say that?

  Uncle Elroy : [looks at him]  Cause your lip's turnin' black!

• Uncle Elroy : Hey Day-Day, that crazy bitch out there again!