Chuck & Buck (2000)

Mike White: Buck O'Brien

Quotes 

• Buck O'Brien : We could play that game, where I stick my dick in your mouth, and you stick your dick in mine... Chuck & Buck, Suck & Fuck!

• Beverly Franco : Listen, about the script... I see it as a love story between Hank and Frank.

  Buck O'Brien : You do?

  Beverly Franco : Yeah. Don't you? It's like a homoerotic misogynistic love story.

  Buck O'Brien : Oh. Well, it is what it is. I don't know. I mean, I wanted to write something like... like the kind of things me and my friend used to do.

• Buck O'Brien : I like your house. It's very... old person-y.

• Buck O'Brien : Hi.

  Beverly Franco : How can I help you?

  Buck O'Brien : Um, do you put on plays here, and people come and see 'em?

  Beverly Franco : Well, this is a theater.

• Jolie : What do you do in L.A., Buck?

  Buck O'Brien : Um, nothing.

  Jolie : I know a lot of people who have that job. It's one of the better jobs you can have. I bet you're very good at it.