American Desi (2001)

Kal Penn: Ajay Pandya

Quotes 

• Jagjit : I would like to pay for these by credit card

  [points to books] 

  Jagjit : and these by cash

  [points to art supplies] 

  Jagjit : .

  Ajay : What's up with the partition? Are those Pakistani brushes?

• [Gautam sits down and joins Ajay, Jagjit and Salim for Lunch. He is arranging his food containers] 

  Ajay : Damn nigga. That's your lunch? No wonder people in India are starving, you got all the food!

• Jagjit : Look at this place! Can you believe there's this many freshmen?

  Salim : It's going to be a very tough year, yaar. We're going to have to study much harder to beat the curve.

  Ajay : You're at a goddamn party bitch! Fa'get about ya curve! Let's go get some desi booty!

• [Rao is drunk and is urinating in front of a tree] 

  Gautam Rao : This is one of the things I miss most about India. The Freedom. No bogus rules. No regulations. Just do what you want freely.

  [Turns and urinates on Ajay's shoes] 

  Ajay : Oh man! I paid $60 for these bitches!

• Ajay : What happened? This place looks worse than South Central.

• Ajay : It's like Spike Lee says, you know, gotta be making black films, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!

• Ajay : Oh my brotha! You are oppressed!

• Ajay : Maybe the coconut bhaisaab is color blind and God stuck your prophet ass here to enlighten him. I mean, you see his face when you whipped out that stank chicken, yo? Nigga went crazy! He was like...

  Salim : My mummy cooked that chicken bhenchod!