How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog (2000)

Johnathon Schaech: Adam

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• Victoria : You're an alcoholic.

  Adam : Alcoholics have class. I'm a fucking drunk.

• Adam : They say women are the sensitive ones, but I've never seen it. They're as cold as party ice.

  Victoria : I don't think that sucking on countless nipples makes one an authority on sensitivity.

• Adam : I met a man yesterday with a grown son. He told me, looking back, he should have raised the placenta instead.

• Adam : Cunnilingus. I've been reading that word since I was 13 and I still can't seem to wrap my tounge around it. Wait... was that a pun, or just bad taste? Wait... that may have been another pun.

• Adam : No, he wasn't kissing my a**. The truth is, I was kissing his! I kiss so much a** in this town I should wear sh** lipstick!