Pinocchio (1976 TV Movie)
Clive Revill: Coachman
Quotes
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Coachman : We're going to the Island of Yum Yum! It's a rather catchy name, don't you think? It's where little boys have fun. Fun fun fun. Sound like fun?
Boys : YEAH!
Coachman : Stay up late, eat all you want, play games, break windows, run wild, yell, scream, don't you love it?
Boys : YEAH!
Pinocchio : And there's no school?
Coachman : No, no! Well, actually, we do have school. But only on Wednesday, and you see, we have no Wednesday!
Boys : YEAH!
Coachman : In our week, there are only three days: Sunday, Monday, and Funday, and Funday lasts for five days! Then, we rest a bit on Sunday, and the only reason we have Monday is it gives us Funday to look forward to!
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Candlewick : Aw, c'mon Pinocchio, we'll have a lot of fun!
Boys : YEAH!
Coachman : Now chaps, chaps, don't confuse the puppet. After all, the Island of Yum Yum is only for *real* boys anyway.
Pinocchio : I do so want to be a real boy and do what real boys do.
Coachman : Oh, then come! Do come, do come to the Island of Yum Yum.
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Coachman : [singing] We're going to go to a wondrous place, where everyday is a holiday there. Where everybody can laugh and play and have fun, fun fun. Nobody worries about the time. Nobody cares if it's night or day there. There's only one rule to follow. You will have fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
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Coachman : You'll be donkeys! You'll be sold as pack animals. You will be beasts of burden! Working from sunrise to sunset, obeying your masters, doing as you're told, and living a life of absolute degradation! Oh I love it, I love it! Now I'm having fun!
