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Gerald Lenton-Young: Coach Howard Stebbins

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• Coach Howard Stebbins : I don't know if you've heard, but we're mighty proud of our football team here at Gro Vont High. How'd you like to sign up?

  Sam Callahan : Well, I'd like to, sir, but my mom needs me at home. She hasn't adjusted to the lack of humidity yet.

  Coach Howard Stebbins : See, the thing is, it takes twenty-two players to hold a practice and I've only got twenty-one, and half of them still suck their mama's tit at night.

  Sam Callahan : W-well, I no longer nurse, sir.