Lakeboat (2000)
Robert Forster: Joe Pitko
Quotes
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Stan : Boy, was I drunk last night.
Joe Pitko : I'm *still* drunk.
Stan : That wine. You drink wine, it dehydrates you. When you drink water the next morning, it activates the alcohol.
Joe Pitko : I'm so hung over I can't see.
Stan : Can't see? I can't even talk.
Joe Pitko : I can't even fuckin' think straight.
Stan : You couldn't think straight *last night*.
Joe Pitko : I was drunk last night.
Stan : You're *still* drunk.
Joe Pitko : Yeah.
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Fred : It's getting expensive just to live.
Joe Pitko : Sure as shit.
Fred : Just to buy a pack of Camels, it's getting so you have to go to the fucking bank. Used to be 26 cents a pack in Indiana.
Joe Pitko : I remember when it was 17 cents in Tennessee.
Fred : You're not from there.
Joe Pitko : Ah, we used to go there. Wish I never got started. I used to buy them from my old man. He used to say "Hey, if you're gonna smoke, don't hide it. Smoke in my presence."
Fred : So did you?
Joe Pitko : Christ, no, he would've kicked the shit out of me.
Fred : It's too fucking expensive. You never should have got started. Fuck!
Joe Pitko : It's going up.
Fred : When's it gonna stop, I swear to god I don't know. We'll all be selling syphilitic fucking apples to each other on a street corner.
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Joe Pitko : I knew a guy who ate a chair, just because nobody stopped him.