- Mona Hibbard: I don't know if I want to be a pretend role model to thousands of little girls... or a real role model to one.
- Ruby at 12: I don't have any lemonade, but do you want my orange?
- Mona at 12: Nah, I'm on a diet.
- Ruby at 12: Well, whatever I've got, it's yours.
- Lorna Larkin: I'm Lorna Larkin, Miss Texas. I'm a magna cum laude graduate from the University of Texas with a double degree in genetic engineering and cosmetology.