Jake Greba: Fan Club, Jennifer, Partygoer, Satan, Spanish Student, Alien, Animal Lover, Annoyed Audience Member, Asylum Patient, Bob, Bobby, Caller #1, Caller #5, Captioner, Carbonite, Chainsaw, Churchgoer, Cigarette Inventor, Commander, Connie's Guardian Angel, Convict, Devil with Blue Dress, Djbouttian Ambassador, Duct Tape Guy, Elmo, Engineer, Frat Boy, Fred, Gang #2, Gang Member, George, Gerard, Grocery Store Cashier, Guy Who Really Likes Kids, Hatemonger, Herbert, Herbie, Interrogator, Jake, Jake the Cat, Little Sis, Lonnie, Louie, Mime Gang #1, Monster, Mourning Relative, Naughty Boy, Note Taker, Office Psycho, Photographer, Police Line-Up Suspect, Prophet, Protester, Quarterback, Question Asker, Relative with Scrotum Scar, Rookie Detective, Santa Claus, Shirtless Guy, Shirtless Touched-It Freak, Student #29, Stunt Man, TV Watcher, Talker in Class, Waiter, Zombies 101 Student