Brian Seifferlein: Edgar the Nerd, Fred, Claustrophobic, Fan Club, Giovanni, High School Counselor, President Clinton, Redneck, Seduced Computer User, AA Member, Angry Parent, Asylum Patient, Bathroom Stall High-Fiver, Big Brother, Boss, Bratty Kid, Bri, Brian, Businessman, Captioner, Carbonite, Cart Boy, Coffee Shop Fan, Corfu's Father, Diner, Dish Man, Duane Fifer, Ed Edwin, Elmo, Father, Football Player, Franklin, Gang #1, Garrett, Germ Carrier, God, Goober, Goon, Guy Who Didn't Touch the Blue Urinal Cakes, Hale, Impotent Boyfriend, Jethro, Jimmy Olsen, Josef's Minion, Kid, Kindergarten Student, Kindergartener, Maxwell, Mike #5, Mourning Relative, Music Teacher, Naughty Boy, Oliver, Pilot, Protester, Record Store Clerk, Rioter, Rupert, Rusty the Dog, Shirley, Shirtless Guy, Singing Waiter, Spanish Student, Sportscaster, Stranger on Street, Student #6, TV Gunman, TV Watcher, Tiki, Trick-or-Treater, Witness, Zombies 101 Student