Stan Lee: Prologue, Epilogue Narrator
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Prologue : 15 years ago, A mop boy named Melvin Fyrd fell into a case full of toxic waste and became a hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength, he became... The Toxic Avenger, the first superhero from New Jersey! Then came two shitty sequels, sorry about that. This is the real sequel.
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Prologue : [Last lines; footage of Kaufman in his underwear spraying deodorant on himself plays out as Parker narrates] Due to the depletion of the ozone layer and the careless dumping of hazardous nuclear waste, thousands of people find themselves trapped in an evil parallel universe every year and the numbers are rising.
[Kaufman disappears from the bathroom and re-appears on the street amidst a crowd of outlookers, who laugh at him. He runs off in fear into an alleyway]
Prologue : This film is respectfully dedicated to those who have lost their lives facing down their own evil doppelgängers.
[a doppelgänger of Kaufman appears and shoots him dead]
Prologue : So, if you find yourself thrust into an alternate reality, look to the horizon: one hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength will be there. Yes, dear reader, he'll be there. He's the Toxic Avenger.
[the screen fades to black, followed by a text asking the viewers to recycle their bottles and cans]
Prologue : And please don't forget to recycle your bottles and cans.
