The Three Stooges (2000 TV Movie)
Marton Csokas: Ted Healy
Quotes
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Ted Healy : [to heckler] Hey fella, you think anybody could do this?
Shemp Howard : *You* do it.
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Ted Healy : Sorry to run out on you, but a very rich lady is waiting for me in a penthouse apartment. She's got a driver outside. If Betty asks...
Moe Howard , Larry Fine , Shemp Howard : We don't know nothing.
Ted Healy : [leaving] I knew I could count on you.
Moe Howard : Break a leg.
Shemp Howard : And your head.
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Ted Healy : Caught your act, kid. You got potential.
Larry Fine : Thanks, Mr. Healy.
Ted Healy : What's your name?
Larry Fine : Me, I'm Larry Fine. That there's my wife Mabel.
Ted Healy : Hiya. This is Moe Howard and his brother Shemp, short for Samuel 'cause his old lady couldn't pronounce it right.
Larry Fine : I like the bear bit.
Moe Howard : Oh, gee, thanks. Where'd you get the hair?
Larry Fine : Ah, my mother blames my father.