Ace Ventura (1996 Video Game)

Michael Daingerfield: Ace Ventura

Quotes 

• [after being dropped into the middle of the ocean] 

  Ace Ventura : I am NOT an amphibian! I am a human being!

• [diving into the Nautilus' garbage chute] 

  Ace Ventura : Come on, Spike! Last one in's a rotten egg.

  [pause] 

  Ace Ventura : And speaking of rotten eggs... are you making whoopie? Cushion?

• [after coming out of the garbage chute] 

  Ace Ventura : Woooo! Do NOT and I mean NOT in the worst possible way GO IN THERE! NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER!

• Mr. Shickadance, Jaques Du Monque : Guess what day it is today, Ventura?

  Ace Ventura : Warthog day? Groundhog day?

  Mr. Shickadance, Jaques Du Monque : Try rent day!

  [Ace slams the door in Shickadance's face]