Bamboozled (2000)
Damon Wayans: Pierre Delacroix
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Pierre Delacroix : SPOILER: As I bled to death, as my very life oozed out of me, all I could think of was something the great Negro James Baldwin had written. "People pay for what they do, and still more for what they have allowed themselves to become, and they pay for it, very simply, by the lives they lead." Now it was time for me to buy the farm. To meet my maker. Goodbye cousins. Tune in next week for "The Best of Mantan: The New Millennium Minstrel Show".
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Myrna Goldfarb : I happen to have a Master's degree in African-American studies.
Pierre Delacroix : So you fucked a nigger in college.
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Pierre Delacroix : Yes continue, great niggerologist.
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Dunwitty : Sorry I'm late. I had trouble catching a cab.
Pierre Delacroix : Perhaps they thought you were Danny Glover.
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Pierre Delacroix : Feed the idiot box. Feed the idiot box.
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Pierre Delacroix : I don't want to have anything to do, with anything black, for at least a week
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Honeycutt : Uh... well, you know. I do all sorts of things, man. Whatever you need me to do. You know, like, I even do Shakespeare and shit.
Pierre Delacroix : Well do some Shakespeare.
Honeycutt : To be or not to be? That's the motherfuckin' question!
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Pierre Delacroix : [voiceover] When American people want something, they want it now and they want it big. They wanted the hula hoop, they wanted their yo-yos. Who could ever forget those lovable pet rocks, beanie babies, Pokémon? Now the latest, hottest, newest sensation across the nation was blackface!
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Pierre Delacroix : The mission was accomplished. All of these people left the room thinking they would have real input. I was writing this pilot alone. Myself. Me. Moi.
