The Oblongs (2001–2002)
Lea DeLaria: Helga Phugly
Quotes
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Helga : Don't shoot or I'll kiss him again!
Milo Oblong : She's not bluffing! She'll do it! Her lips are like shark skin!
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Helga Phugly : Thanks for the hot chow, Milo!
[chews food and spits out]
Helga Phugly : Your mother should be beaten with an oar.
Milo Oblong : It takes some getting used to.
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Helga Phugly : Hello! Am I invisible? I'll arrange a little accident and you'll never see it coming.
Milo Oblong : Your armpit is really wet.
Helga Phugly : Yeah. This is going to be really sweet.