Leisure Suit Larry: Love for Sail! (1996 Video Game)

Sheryl Bernstein: Dewmi Moore, Captain Thygh, Judge Julia

Quotes 

• [Larry knocks on Captain Thygh's cabin door at any time before winning the competition. Al Lowe's face shows at the door porthole] 

  Waiter : [moans]  Waddaya want? I'm busy! Ooohhh.

  Larry Laffer : Uh, nothing.

  Captain Thygh : [her voice is heard]  You get your ass back in here, right now! You've got work to do!

  Waiter : Okay! I, I... I gotta go!

  Captain Thygh : And get the Mazola oil!

• Captain Thygh : LAFFER! GET YOUR ASS UP TO CAPTAIN THYGH'S CABIN!

• Captain Thygh : [about the Narrator]  Who's that?

  Larry Laffer : I dunno, but I keep hearing him all the time.

• [Larry tries to impress Captain Thygh - as usual, unsuccessfully] 

  Larry Laffer : Did I, uhm, mention I've met Al Lowe?

  Captain Thygh : Did I mention I've had him?

  Larry Laffer : [musing]  Damn! Smoked again!

  [Larry tries again] 

  Larry Laffer : You know, uhm, I know Ken Williams personally.

  Captain Thygh : Oh, yeah? Well, I know Ken Williams biblically!

• Larry Laffer : So, waddaya say? A little game of drop the anchor? You and me? Stem to stern? Tug and tanker?

  Captain Thygh : [disgusted]  God, Larry, you're pathetic. How'd did you ever get past the LoveMaster 2000? Cheat?

  Larry Laffer : Was that a "no"?