- Bob Buss: There are five basic types in every successful boyband: your rebel, your badboy:one. Your shy bashful type: two. Your reassuring older brother type: three. Your little guy, your dewey-eyed youngster: four, and five: your hearthrob, the one that holds it all together. He's the one with his eyes staring at you from the poster saying, "hold me, take care of me".
- Jason "Q.T." McKnight: I liked being locked up in that room. But I wish there were girls in there. And there weren't enough sleeping bags, so then me and a girl would have to share one.
- Bob Buss: Have you ever heard the phrase "too good to be true"? This kid is! His name is Jason McKnight, but they call him, "QT". (laughs)Oh I knew right away he could sing, the kid had looks and charisma, but what I did not know, was that he's also suffering from biliary thrombosis. That is a liver disease. That is a terminal illness. That is what we in the business call, "publicity bonanza"!
- Bob Buss: [while doing interview rehearsals] Okay, QT, what's your favorite color?
- Jason "Q.T." McKnight: Blue.
- Bob Buss: Jerry?
- Jerry O'Keefe: Blue.
- Bob Buss: No! It can't be blue.
- Jerry O'Keefe: But it's *always* been blue. It was blue, since before QT was born.
- Bob Buss: You guys! There can't be any overlap! Let's say a girl picks up an issue of Teen Beat and there's an article with you guys. Her favorite color is green - but no one in 2gether likes green, ergo no one in 2gether likes *her*, ergo she does not matter as a human being!
- Jason "Q.T." McKnight: For some reason, she thought I had chiggers, so she had to check me all over. ALL... OVER!
- Mickey: Look at you, you ain't no gangster! You're all Mr. 2% Milk, Mr. Khaki Pants, Mr. Touched By An Angel. Get out my face!
- Chad Linus: This one time I fit five dollars up my butt and, not to brag or nothing, but I bet I could fit way more up there. Way more! Easy!
- Chad Linus: Everybody's talking about QT's problems. I was up there trapped in that fat guy suit literally suffocating to death, and I was still, STILL trying to contribute to the group by making as many laser noises as humanly possible.
- Doug Linus: Well you gotta embrace your worthlesness. You know, just think about all the greatest losers throughout history: UPN, the metric system, Kevin Cosner...
- Jerry O'Keefe: Wait a minute, why does he get all the gay fans? I mean I do ab crunches, I take care of my hair.
- Doug Linus: You sold our stereo? That was worth way more than that stupid retainer!
- Chad Linus: No way! That stereo was never in my mouth! Okay once, but only for a second!
- Jerry O'Keefe: I made a commitment to you guys, and keeping a commitment is good manners. It's called the Axel Rose Rule.
- Sea Doo Director: You're on the Sea Doo, on the water, having a good time.
- Chad Linus: These things go on water?
- Chad Linus: I know! What about Matchbox 20?
- Jerry O'Keefe: Chad, there's already a Matchbox 20.
- Chad Linus: Matchbox 30!