Grapevine (2000)
Steven Eckholdt: David Klein
Quotes
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David Klein : I can be talked out of anything but sex.
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Thumper Klein : Why don't you two just get married right now? You already argue like an old married couple.
Susan Crawford : We don't argue that much.
Thumper Klein : Are you kidding? Matt never argued with Yancy this much, and he's getting divorced.
Matt Brewer : No, but I was filled with quiet loathing and rage.
David Klein : So was Yancy; I thought you looked for that in a woman.
Matt Brewer : I do. I can't imagine a relationship without hostility and spite.
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David Klein : Everything about a relationship changes when you're thinking about marriage.
Susan Crawford : I became much more aware of all of David's little flaws, like the way he doesn't put anything back where it belongs...
David Klein : The way she compulsively neatens things...
Susan Crawford : The way he just withdraws when he doesn't feel like dealing...
David Klein : The way she insists on meddling in other people's love lives...
Susan Crawford : The way he thinks all our problems can be solved by having sex.
David Klein : That is not my fault. That is hardwired.
Susan Crawford : That stupid ring was making me crazy!
Matt Brewer : That ring was like the Maltese Falcon: it brought them nothing but grief.
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David Klein : It's not a good sign when all your sex is "make-up sex."
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David Klein : I love you.
Susan Crawford : You do? Even when I'm a bossy, whiny pain-in-the-ass who drags you to apartments you can't afford and basically makes your life a living hell?
David Klein : Okay, you're right, I hate you.
Susan Crawford : I hate you too.
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Susan Crawford : We certainly were not ready to get married.
David Klein : What makes anybody think they're ready to get married?
Thumper Klein : Alcohol's probably a big factor.
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David Klein : Susan was right; I was afraid of commitment.
Thumper Klein : Ooh, I hate that phrase. I hear it so often.