Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (2000 Video)
Tara Strong: Batgirl
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Quotes
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Batgirl : How could you help Joker do it, Harley?
Harley Quinn : Okay, so he roughed the kid up a little. But I'll make it right.
Batgirl : Yeah, you're Mother of the stinkin' Year!
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The Joker : You know, Bats, we've been doing this little runaround of ours for years. It's been loads of laughs, but the sad fact is, none of us are getting any younger.
Harley Quinn : That old clock's a-tickin'.
The Joker : Quite right, Pooh. And Harley and I were thinking it was time to start a family. Add a Joker Jr. to our merry brood.
Harley Quinn : But rather than go through all the joy of childbirth, we decided to adopt.
The Joker : We couldn't do it legally, but then we remembered you always had a few spare kids hanging around... so we borrowed one.
Batman : [they draw the curtain open] No.
Batgirl : [looking out from her hiding place] My God.
The Joker : He needed a little molding, of course. What kid doesn't? But in time, we came to love him as our own. Say hello, J.J.
[Robin, dressed as a minature version of the Joker, giggles hysterically]