Thumbtanic (2000)
Mark DeCarlo: The Interviewer, TV Anchor, Elvis, Lookout #2, Rich Man at Dinner, 'Shuffle Board Finals?'
Quotes
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TV Anchor : An amazing discovery today: A drawing of a naked lady found at the bottom of the ocean. Sources close to the drawing say, "Not only is she nekkid, but she ain't wearing any clothes, too."
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Jake : I'M THE KING OF THE GLOBE! WOO-HOO!
Moderator : Hello. That'll be about it. Time's Up. Next.
Dentist : I'M A DENTIST! YAY!
Moderator : Next.
'Really A Woman' Guy : I'M REALLY A WOMAN! WEEEEEE!
Moderator : Next, please.
Elbow-Cleaning Man : I'M CLEANING MY ELBOW!
Guy Who's Ulcer Free : I'M ULCER FREE!
Bed-Wetting Man : I'M A BED-WETTER! No that's not cool.
Elvis : Hail to the king, baby. Say, read it. Get my cape.
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The Interviewer : Tell us your story, old one.
Old Geranium : Well, ah... I, uh...
The Interviewer : Give us but a rare glimpse behind the withered curtains of your mind.
Old Geranium : All right. It was a...
The Interviewer : Grace us with the marvelous tale of aged wisdom that is locked within the deep, withered pit of the crusty remnants of your aged, ragged brain.
Old Geranium : Fine. It was a...
The Interviewer : Grace us with the marvelous tale of withered, decrepit wisdom; spew forth from your lined, grey, wrinkled piehole the secrets locked deep within the past.