- Hamilton: [about his date] You know I never would have guessed it.
- Cassandra Reilly: Guessed what?
- Hamilton: That she was a transexual
- [Cassandra chokes on her drink]
- Hamilton: Not that I'm judgemental mind you, people are all different - I'm bisexual for instance.
- [She chokes again]
- Hamilton: Oh I'm sorry, being Irish you must not be used to talking about bisexuals, let alone transvestities.