Kenan & Kel: Two Heads Are Better Than None (2000 TV Movie)

Ken Foree: Roger Rockmore

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Quotes 

• Roger Rockmore : Do I look like a mechanic?

  Kel Kimble : Well, is a mechanic big, bald, and acrimonious?

  Roger Rockmore : Will you be quiet?

  Kel Kimble : Acrimonious!

• Roger Rockmore : [In a pouring rainstorm]  That's it. I'm going outside to get the luggage!

  Sheryl Rockmore : [as he goes]  Roger-what are you... no! Get BACK IN HERE! Get...

  Roger Rockmore : [Roger is struck by lightning] 

  Sheryl Rockmore : ROGER! GET IN THE CAR! GET BACK IN THE CAR!

  Roger Rockmore : COME ON! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF BEING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING TWICE?

  [Is hit with more lightning] 

• Sheryl Rockmore : Kenan, this trip means a lot to your father. I can't remember the last time I saw him so happy.

  Roger Rockmore : [Comes in and sees bags]  More bags? This is ridiculous! This is gonna be the worst trip of my life!

  Kenan Rockmore : Yeah, he sure seems real happy.

• Kenan Rockmore : Okay, I was standing right here, and he was standing, over there.

  Roger Rockmore : Well maybe he had to get back to his castle, or slay a dragon!

  Kenan Rockmore : Daddy I'm telling the truth!

  Kel Kimble : I believe you, Kenan, even if you are lying.