Josie and the Pussycats (2001) Poster

Tara Reid: Melody Valentine

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Quotes 

  • Josie McCoy : If I could go back in time and change everything back, I would!

    Melody : That's really cool. If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy.

  • [their thoughts] 

    Josie McCoy : Look at them all staring at us. They think I shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking.

    Valerie : Look at them all staring at Josie. They think we shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking.

    Melody : [in song]  If you're happy and you know it then you really ought to show it. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!

    [clap! clap!] 

  • Laughing Girl : Look! Skanky had a rock show, and nobody came.

    Josie McCoy : Did you all coordinate before you left the house, or are you just wearing the same thing by accident?

    Laughing Girl : At least we're not wearing stupid bunny ears.

    Melody : They're not bunny, they're leopard. And they're not stupid, they're special. We're special.

    Laughing Girl : Yeah... special ed.

  • Fiona : Wyatt, show these lovely girls what we have for them this evening.

    [Wyatt opens the curtain to reveal a car] 

    Melody : A car! Val, I won a car!

    Fiona : No, you didn't win a car.

    Melody : Oh my God, you won a car!

    Fiona : Nobody won a car!

  • Carson Daly : If I wasn't a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwash the youth of America with rock music, we could totally date!

    Melody : Ew, I would never go out with you!

  • Valerie : Okay, who else thinks that Fiona's a freak?

    Melody : Oh my God, I'm so glad you said that, because as soon as you said her name, I got the most awful sensation. Like this ice-cold chill creeping up my spine.

    Valerie : [pause]  Oh, sweetie, that's cos you're sitting on the O.

    Melody : [stands, looks round to see she had been sitting against the "O" in the ice sculpture of Fiona's name]  Oh!

  • Josie McCoy : When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when the going gets tough...

    Melody : The tough make lemonade!

  • Melody : I think when somebody said, "This is the life," this is what they were talking about.

    Valerie : Private Plane!

    Josie McCoy : Record deal!

    Melody : Coasters!

  • [Josie, Melody and Valerie listen to the song snippet they just recorded, now with subliminal messages] 

    Melody : I want a Big Mac!

    Valerie : But, Mel, you're a vegetarian.

    Melody : I know, but suddenly I want one!

  • Melody : Hello Alexandra, have you lost weight?

    Alexandra Cabot : Bite me Bambi.

  • [Carson Daly is about to kill both Melody and Valerie on a mock-up of the TRL set] 

    Melody : I thought this was supposed to be "Total Request Live"!

    Carson Daly : Actually, this is more like "Total Request DEAD"!

    [Carson picks up a baseball bat and swings it towards Melody and Valerie] 

  • Melody : Ooh, more coasters!

  • Les : We tried to warn you... The message on your mirror.

    Melody : That was you? Dujour was in my bathroom!

  • Alexander Cabot : Hey, I can't be everywhere at once!

    Melody : Oh, wouldn't it be cool if you could, though? I could be in here... and the living room! I could be in the bathroom and the living room!

  • Melody : That's so romantic!

    Josie McCoy : Yeah... in a creepy, ironic sorta way!

  • Josie McCoy : I swear on my bus pass?

    Melody : I swear on my bus pass!

    Valerie : I swear on my bus pass!

  • Melody : The walls are mushy!

  • Melody : Carson says he's gonna kill me!

See also

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