- [Of a vigilante calling himself "The Hawk."]
- Derek Finley: He's got wings AND a cape. You don't need both!
- [Creating a personal ad to catch a con man]
- Ben Nolin: We'll go around the room and come up with things that we find attractive. I'll start: "Wealthy, attractive woman..."
- Anthony Stigliano: "Possibly bisexual..."
- Derek Finley: "Nymphomaniac..."
- Kevin Strain: "Into leather..."
- Carl Zernial: "Who likes to cuddle..."