Gilmore Girls (2000–2007)
Liz Torres: Miss Patty
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Quotes
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[Lorelai has had to throw Emily an impromptu bachelorette party and invited all the women from Stars Hollow. Emily is now drunk]
Miss Patty : So, Emily, tell us about this party of yours tomorrow.
Emily : It's going to be fabulous. Isn't it, Lorelai?
Lorelai : Ab fab, sweetie darling.
Emily : Isn't she hilarious? I never have any idea what she's talking about, but she's so entertaining! Like a chimp. Isn't she like a chimp, Gypsy?
Gypsy : Please make your mother stop talking to me.
Lorelai : If only I had that power.
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Taylor : Could this meeting be more disrupted?
Lorelai : I could do a soft shoe.
Rory : Yeah, while I pound out a beat on the bongos.
Babette : Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Miss Patty : I got bongos in the back.
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[Kirk's planning the annual Stars Hollow Firelight Festival]
Kirk : After we light the bonfire, the dancers should come through.
Miss Patty : Okay, Kirk.
Kirk : They'll circle the gazebo. Jazz hands, jazz hands, jazz hands. Then out come the flaming batons.
Miss Patty : That sounds good, Kirk.
Kirk : Are you ignoring me?
Miss Patty : Since you were old enough to walk, Kirk.
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[weeping over the death of Fran Weston]
Miss Patty : It's times like these that you realize what is *truly* important in your life. I'm so glad I had all that sex.
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[Miss Patty's ballerinas are practising walking around with books on their heads]
Miss Patty : Now, walk smooth. That's the new Harry Potter on your heads. If they should drop, Harry will die, and there won't be anymore books.
