Freddy Got Fingered (2001) Poster

(2001)

Tom Green: Gord Brody

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Quotes 

  • Gord Brody : I'm gonna make you proud, Dad...

    [starts driving away but brakes and honks as a senior citizen is about to cross] 

    Gord Brody : GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.

    [continues driving] 

  • Gord Brody : [playing the sausage organ]  Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage?

  • Gord Brody : I wanna eat chicken burgers.

  • Gord Brody : [Dressed in his father's suit, back to front]  I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, the backwards man, I can walk backwards as fast as you can, I can walk backwards as fast as you can.

  • Julie Brody : Gordie, sit down. We're having roast beef.

    Gord Brody : Why do you guys always have roast beef?

    Jim : Boo-hoo. Little Lord Fauntleroy's tummy hurts because there's too much roast beef in it.

    Gord Brody : It's just boring.

    [Opens bag, pulls out a chicken sandwich] 

    Gord Brody : I'm eating a chicken sandwich.

    Jim : No, you're not!

    Gord Brody : This is crazy. I'm a 28-year-old man, I should be able to eat a chicken sandwich if I want.

    Jim : He's 28 years old and he can eat a chicken sandwich. Very Impressive. Mike Fitzgibbon's son is a nuclear physicist, and my son can eat a chicken!

    [Grabs chicken sandwich, throws it to the dogs] 

    Julie Brody : Jim, no!

    Jim : You can either eat that goddamn roast beef, or you can go to bed.

    [Gord leaves the room] 

  • Jim : Hey, Gord, the water cold enough for ya?

    [Turns the water temperature down, breaks into the bathroom, flushes the toilet] 

    Jim : Don't tell me this boy's so stupid that he doesn't know the difference between hot and cold.

    [opens shower to find Gord with Soap-on-a-Rope in scuba gear] 

    Jim : Hey, what are ya doing in my scuba gear?

    Gord : Look, I found a treasure.

    Jim : That's a Soap-on-a-Rope.

    Gord : Shhh, I'm pretending it's a treasure.

  • Gord Brody : This is "Little Timmy". He gets us food and stuff. Right, Little Timmy?

    Jim : What the fuck is going on, Gord? Why aren't you at your new job?

    Gord Brody : What are you talking about, Timmy?

    Jim : Gord... Jesus. There ain't no big computer job... is there? You're just gallivantin' around in my suit pretending to be some kind of mover 'n shaker aren't you?

  • Gord : Daddy, we're in Pakistan. Let's sew some soccer balls.

  • Gord Brody : He's a molester! He's a CHILLLLLLLLD MOLESTER!

  • Gord Brody : Look, Daddy, I'm a farmer.

  • Gord Brody : There's my LeBaron. Where's your LeBaron?

  • Gord Brody : I hope I get a jobby, Freddy. I've got my fingers crossed... crossed... crossed... crossed... cross... ed.

  • Gord Brody : Wow... it's a LeBaron.

    Jim : Bet your boots it's a LeBaron. Good car. Convertible.

  • Zebra Character : Hear that funny sound? It's my hooves! Listen to my hooooooves!

  • Gord Brody : Hi. How are you?

    Betty : I'd be a lot better if you'd smack my legs with this bamboo.

  • Gord Brody : [playing violin wildly]  This is a fancy restaurant. This is a fancy restaurant.

  • Gord : Don't touch my shoulder, I saved the day.

  • Gord Brody : I'm looking for a David Davidson.

    Woman : I'm a woman.

    Gord Brody : Did I ask what sex you are?

    Woman : No.

    Gord Brody : Did I ask if you were David Davidson?

    Woman : My name is Cheryl.

  • Gord Brody : Ding dong! I'm a sexy boy!

  • Jim : Wait a minute... You're crippled.

    Gord Brody : Dad...

    Betty : What?

    Gord Brody : Dad...

    Betty : You got a problem with my legs?

    Jim : No, you got a problem with your legs. It's either that, or you're just lazy.

  • Gord Brody : You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!

  • Darren : [Gord is working on his skate ramp in the middle of the night, hammering nails loudly]  Gord, don't hammer them so loud! Jeez, it's late, you're gonna wake your parents up.

    Gord : You're right, I should probably use the electric nail gun.

    Darren : Well, yeah.

    [Uses the nail gun, making even louder noise. Jim wakes up] 

    Jim : Oh, boys, will you faggots stop making so fucking much noise? We're trying to sleep!

    [Gord continues to use the nail gun] 

    Jim : Goddammit!

    [shouts] 

    Jim : Stop the fucking hammering!

    Mr. Malloy : Hey, I got a kid sleeping over here!

    Andy Malloy : Hey, Gord, can I play on your ramp tomorrow?

    Gord : Sure. Andy! Anytime!

    Jim : [shouts at the top of his lungs, goes back into the house] 

    Darren : Does your dad have, like, bowel problems?

  • Sandwich Customer : This cheese sandwich.

    Gord Brody : What?

    Sandwich Customer : It doesn't have enough cheese in it.

    Gord Brody : Well... we can't have that, 'cause, you know, a cheese sandwich with no cheese, it's just... two pieces of bread, and you know what? I could LOSE MY JOB. I could lose ALL THIS.

    [starts cramming all the cheese slices on the counter into the sandwich] 

    Gord Brody : So you can... have... all... the cheese... you want.

    [throws the stack of cheese slices and bread at the customer] 

    Sandwich Customer : What the hell do you expect me to do with this?

    Gord Brody : Well, I don't know. You could... SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUM-BUM.

    [customer walks out disgusted] 

    Gord Brody : Yooou... can... put... the... cheeese... in... your... bum...

  • Gord : Ahhh... Freddy. Freddy.

    Freddy Brody : Is that um...

    Jim : That's your big brother. He couldn't handle the complexities of making a cheese sandwich, so now he's back here at home with us... jeez, is that idiot still in the shower? Shit. How much water is he gonna use?

    Freddy Brody : How much is he gonna use? All of it? Save some for the fish or something. Right, Pop? Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

  • Gord Brody : Fuck you, Dad.

    Jim : Fuck me? Is that what you wanna do?

    [drops his pants] 

    Jim : Well, go ahead, FUCK ME!

  • Jim : [screaming at the top of his lungs after Darren breaks his leg skateboarding in the middle of the night]  You little shit, you think that's funny? I gotta go to work tomorrow! Get the hell of my property!

    [throws the skateboard at Darren's broken leg] 

    Gord Brody : Dad, what the fuck, he hurt his leg!

    Jim : Why's everybody screaming like a banshee?

    [notices Darren's exposed bone on his leg] 

    Jim : Jesus Christ.

    [to Gord] 

    Jim : Well, get him a job! I mean, get HIM an ambulance, YOU get a job!

    [Gord licks Darren's bone, Jim slaps Gord] 

    Jim : Stop that, what the hell do you think you're doing?

  • Gord Brody : I see the problem here. There's a baby in your body.

  • Gord Brody : Japan Four.

  • Gord Brody : [holding an elephant's dick]  Look at me, daddy!

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