Ocean's Eleven (2001)

Carl Reiner: Saul Bloom

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• Saul : I have a question, say we get into the cage, and through the security doors there and down the elevator we can't move, and past the guards with the guns, and into the vault we can't open...

  Rusty : Without being seen by the cameras.

  Danny : Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that.

  Saul : Yeah well, say we do all that... uh... we're just supposed to walk out of there with $150,000,000 in cash on us, without getting stopped?

  [pause as everyone turns to look at Danny] 

  Danny : Yeah.

  Saul : [nervously]  Oh. Okay.

• Danny : Saul, are you sure you're ready to do this?

  Saul : [with the self-assured intensity of the character he is to act as]  If you ever ask me that question again Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning.

  Danny : He's ready.

• Saul : [to Danny and Rusty]  Tess is with Benedict now? She's too tall for him!

• Saul : [watching Danny, Linus, and Yen load the money from the vault]  That is the sexiest thing I have ever seen!

• Saul : [at the race track]  I saw you at the paddock... before the second race, outside the men's room when I placed my bet. I saw you before you even got up this morning.

  Rusty : How you been, Saul?

  Saul : Never better.

  Rusty : What's with the orange?

  Saul : My doctor says I need vitamins.

  Rusty : So why don't you take vitamins?

  Saul : You come here to give me a physical?

• [watching Yen prepares to somersault onto the vault] 

  Turk Malloy : Ten says he shorts it.

  Frank , Livingston , Saul : Twenty!

• Rusty : [at the race track]  Saul, you're the best there is. You're in Cooperstown. What do you want?

  Saul : Nothing. I've got a duplex now, wall-to-wall, goldfish. I'm seeing a nice lady who works the "Unmentionables" counter at Macy's. I've changed.

  Rusty : Guys like us don't change, Saul. We either stay sharp or we get sloppy, we don't change.

• Rusty : Saul, turn that off, will you?

  Saul : [in fake accent]  I'll turn it off when I'm ready to...

  Rusty : Saul!

  Saul : [normal voice]  It's off, it's off!

• Reuben : Where are they?

  Saul : [in his fake accent]  They will be here.

  Reuben : [mimicking Saul's voice]  They will be here. Schmuck.

• Turk Malloy : [at Ruben's house]  Saul, do you get out to Utah much?

  Saul : Not as often as I'd like.

  Turk Malloy : Check it out. I think you'd dig Provo. You could do well there.

  Saul : I'll look into it.

• Rusty Ryan : Is that your hound way in the rear there?

  Saul Bloom : He breaks late. Everyone knows this.