Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

Joe Lo Truglio: Neil

Quotes 

• Victor : I'm a virgin.

  Neil : Wh - you're joking, right, dude? I mean, you're a stallion, man, you've had like fifty or sixty women, so it's, you know, it's like...

  Victor : Actually it's closer to... zero.

  Neil : Oh my god, oh my god. You are a loser! You are a loser! No!

  [under his breath] 

  Neil : You're such a loser.