Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

Paul Rudd: Andy

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Quotes 

• Andy : You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore.

• Lindsay : What 'cha doing?

  Andy : Writing in my gournal. I write my thoughts in it every day.

  Lindsay : Oh, you mean a journal?

  Andy : Yeah, whatever. I guess I'm not all smart like you.

• Bobby's Buddy : Andy, have you seen my swimming buddy? If I can't find him, I'm telling Beth that you let him drown.

  Andy : I was busy!

  Bobby's Buddy : It's your job to make sure kids don't drown!

• Beth : [walks in as Andy knocks his dishes off the table]  Andy? You gonna clean that up?

  Andy : Oh yeah. I will. Uh, I just got... I don't have time right now.

  Beth : Clean it up, and come to my office for the meeting.

  Andy : I gotta...

  [gives an annoyed sigh and begins picking it up] 

• Andy : [to Katie]  Fuck you, dyke!

• Andy : You French great.

  Lindsay : You're not so bad yourself, Mr. Man.