Trigger Happy TV (2000–2016)

Dom Joly: Various Characters

Quotes 

• Various Characters : [French Lesson Tape]  I hate your Country, I hate your Language and I hate your Face.

• Various Characters : I want to Empty my Bottom.

• Various Characters : This time there will be no projectile vomiting.

• Various Characters : [Student Union]  We're looking for sleeper agents. A bit of sexual activity for information, a few slit throats..

  Asian Lady : Well I tried contacting the Foreign Office, I am very Sporty.

  Various Characters : [Card]  Call this number and say Mugwuffet.

  Asian Lady : Mug?

  Various Characters : Wuffet. That's how they'll know I've spoken to you.

  [Disappears into crowd]