Tomcats (2001)

Jake Busey: Kyle Brenner

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Quotes 

• Kyle : I fuck and fuck and can't get relief.

• [to his genitals] 

  Kyle : I'm going to hurt you tonight!

• Kyle : [to Michael Delany]  Two things I hate: Chicks who want commitment, and asshoIes who want to borrow money.

• Kyle : I love the smell of bridesmaids in the morning.

• Kyle : Oh If I get married it's going to be a cosmetics counter girl.

  Michael : Why a cosmetics counter girl?

  Kyle : It's the perfect woman, man. You know they're always going to smell good and wear makeup, plus, they're not too ambitious so they'll make a good wife AND they're not going to be one of those damn feminist bitches that keep their own last name when you marry them.

  Steve : Like my mom?

  Kyle : Yeah, exactly.

• Kyle : [after surgery to remove his testicle]  Mike, I want my ball.

  Michael : Kyle, I understand that but look on the bright side, you still have one healthy one.

  Kyle : You don't understand, I want it! I want to take it home with me. The nurses said I can't do that.

  Michael : It's not a tooth, Kyle.

  Kyle : It belongs to me! I miss it. Please get my nut.

• Kyle : This is fantastic, you're like a big bad dominatrix and everything. I can't wait to get to this. Come on show me what you've got.

  Jill : I don't know. I think something's missing.

• Kyle : [at the cosmetics counter, where Natalie is working as the Cosmetics Counter Girl. Kyle picks up some lipstick]  Man, I hate this shade of lipstick - it stays on your dick for like a week!

  Natalie : [shocked look on her face, disgusted by his comment, but then she regains her composure]  : Then you should try our hypo-allergenic cleanser.

• Kyle : Cherry, come here! Come here, Cherry. Hey, sit down. This is MichaeI. And she's a student.

  Cherry : Right now I'm concentrating on my actressing.