Ed (2000–2004)

Justin Long: Warren Cheswick

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Quotes 

• [Ed shows up at the high school in a suit of armor to give Carol flowers] 

  Warren Cheswick : This sucks! I was up all night carving Jello!

• Warren Cheswick : What's zeroing down?

  Donna Tozzi : What?

  Warren Cheswick : You know instead of what's going down... What's zeroing... never mind.

• Warren Cheswick : Ok, like, we can't eat that much popcorn and drink that much soda. For the love of God! No one can!

• Warren Cheswick : What about that time you busted into our class wearing that fruity-ass knight suit?

• Warren Cheswick : [his anti-SAT rallying cry]  Pencils DOWN!

• [Ed is talking to Carol's class about being a lawyer] 

  Carol Vessey : Does anyone have any questions for Mr. Stevens?

  [Warren raises his hand] 

  Carol Vessey : Warren?

  Warren Cheswick : Yeah, I was just wondering, umm... when you invite a client over to your office for the first time, and they see that it's, like... in a bowling alley, or whatever... umm... are they ever, like, "Thanks, but I think I'm gonna find a lawyer whose office is *not* in a bowling alley," or...

  Ed Stevens : It happens. Sometimes.