Super Troopers (2001)

Erik Stolhanske: Rabbit

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Quotes 

• Police Chief Grady : I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Smy?

  Officer Smy : Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA!

  Rabbit : I don't get it. Tacos?

  Thorny : They think I'm Mexican.

  Rabbit : You're not Mexican?

• Thorny : Are you okay?

  College Boy 2 : Yeah, sure.

  Thorny : Yes sir?

  College Boy 2 : Yes sir.

  Thorny : No, did you say "yes sir."?

  Rabbit : I think he said "yeah, sure."

  College Boy 1 : What'd you say man?

  College Boy 2 : When I said, "yeah, sure", but what... literally what I said was "yeah, sure, sir."

  Thorny : So you are okay then?

  College Boy 2 : Yes sir.

  [sounds like "yeah sure"] 

• [Farva brings the boys a round of coffee, and has left a surprise in Rabbit's] 

  Rabbit : [dryly]  Oh, look, a bar of soap.

  Farva : Oh, shit, I got you good, you fucker!

  Mac : *Awesome* prank, Farva.

  Farva : Better than the crap you pull, Mac!

  Captain O'Hagan : Look, fellas...

  Mac : [to Rabbit]  Bite it, rook! You'll make him look like a dick!

  Rabbit : Nah...

  Captain O'Hagan : Every Thursday night I walk into the lodge to play Hearts...

  [Mac persists in goading Rabbit as O'Hagan continues] 

  Mac : Seriously, rook, bite it. Do it. Don't be a wuss!

  Captain O'Hagan : ...and they always have my Old-Fashioned just waiting there...

  Mac : Don't be a wuss, bite it!

  Captain O'Hagan : ...I like that. I like it here...

  Mac : Bite it. Bite it!

  Captain O'Hagan : [Fed up]  Oh, hell! Give me the goddamn soap!

  [He grabs the soap, takes a bite, and spits it at Mac] 

• Rabbit : [referring to the Johnny Chimpo cartoon]  It's really funny, Cap! It's Afghanistanimation.

• Rabbit : [lifting soap out of coffee]  Oh, look, a bar of soap.

  Farva : Oohoohoh shit. I got you good, you fucker!

  Mac : Awesome prank, Farva.

  Farva : Better'n the crap you pull, Mac.

• Rabbit : You gonna set my country music award on fire?

• College Boy 3 : [stoned]  I'm freakin' out, man!

  Rabbit : Yes, you are freaking out... man.

• Thorny : Smell that, Rabbit?

  Rabbit : *sniff sniff*... fear.

• Thorny : [points to his lips, referring to the lipstick Rabbit has on his lips and cheeks]  Hey Rabbit.

  Rabbit : Yeah, I know. You've got beautiful, big brown lips.

• Farva : What's this?

  [playing with cloth] 

  Rabbit : A chamois cloth.

  Farva : Ha. Lucky guess. I just lost a buck. To myself.

• Rabbit : See if they've got any chocolate bananas... Foster?

• Thorny : All right Arlo, why don't you hop up on Uncle Rabbit's lap?

  Rabbit : [indicating that he still has an erection]  I don't think that's such a good idea, Thorny!

• Captain O'Hagan : What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella?

  Foster : You know those really cheap Japanese cartoons? No? This is basically a cheaper, Afgahni knockoff. It's this monkey that basically travels around the world, doing nasty things. His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh... no.

  Rabbit : It's really funny, Cap. It's Afghanistanimation!

  Captain O'Hagan : The monkey has a butler? Great. Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny?

  Thorny : How the hell should I know?

• Rabbit : Holy shit, it's a cool Winnebago.

• Rabbit : A number one top gun, in the name of justice, John Q. Public can trust us. Hail to thee dear old Paroon, hail to thee.

  All : Hail to thee!

  Rabbit : Hail to thee!

• Rabbit : See, a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their products. Like a brand name.

  Farva : See? Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?

  Captain O'Hagan : Shut up, Farva.

  [to Rabbit] 

  Captain O'Hagan : Did that bag you pulled off these College kids have that sticker?

  Rabbit : Uummm...

  [secretly looks at a bag he hid in his pocket] 

  Rabbit : I don't believe it did.