The Hoober-Bloob Highway (1975 TV Movie)

Hal Smith: Narrator

Quotes 

• Mr. Hoober-Bloob : How would you like be a famous tweetle beetle statistician? You could be the world's greatest authority on tweetle beetle battleistics, if you study tweetle beetles and their ballistic characteristics.

  [the boy looks at two tweetle beetles with a magnifying glass as they proceed to fight] 

  Narrator : [thick German accent]  Now, when tweetle beetles fight, it's called a tweetle beetle battle. And when they battle in a puddle, it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle. AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle. AND... When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle... they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle. AND... When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle. AND...

  Mr. Hoober-Bloob : [annoyed]  Stop it! Stop it, I can't stand it! That world is a vast and cruddy, bloody bore! You're much too nice a fella. I'm not going to send you there.