Foodfight! (2012)

Eva Longoria: Lady X

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Quotes 

• Lady X : Being filthy can be loads of fun.

  Dex Dogtective : There are some stains you can never wash out.

• Dex Dogtective : How did you get in and out of the store? You're an ike.

  Lady X : Humans. When you look like this, you can get them to do anything. Size only counts for men.

• Lady X : Chicks dig chocolate.

• Lady X : I always knew you were damaged goods.

  [she slaps Dex] 

  Dex Dogtective : I'm not the one who's gonna be puppy whipped, you cold farted itch.

• Lady X : All anyone ever wanted was that sweet sunshine goodness. No one ever brought by beautifully genetically giant prunes!