- Nigel Thornberry: This gun is for shooting ghosts.
- Tony Blair: ...And Witches?
- Nigel Thornberry: Well ghosts need the most shooting... because they're dangerous.
- Tony Blair: What am I even doing here in the first place? What would I hope to gain by finding a witch?
- Calan Fairbrain: [to Silly American] Good job, pull up those pants.
- Tony Blair: Yes, it is difficult to scout without pants on.
- Nigel Thornberry: On the contrary; I often scout all the time butt-ass naked!