Maid in Manhattan (2002)

Lou Ferguson: Keef Townsend

Quotes 

• Marisa Ventura : Anything good on?

  Keef Townsend : [changes channel on the surveillance monitor showing a naked man outside his hotel room]  He opened the door for the paper. The wife just pushed him out.

  Marisa Ventura : Ooh, that nasty butt first thing in the morning, I'd kick him out too.

  [Keef laughs] 

  Marisa Ventura : Oh, my God. Wait a minute. He's one of mine, the lactose intolerant.

  Keef Townsend : I like how you name the people. What do you call me behind my back, I wonder?

• Caroline Lane : I mean, where would a maid get that necklace? I thought maybe...

  John Bextrum : I'll fast-forward through this, and you just point her out if you see her.

  [Bextrum fast-forwards video] 

  Caroline Lane : Oh, wait, could you just go back on that bit?

  [Bextrum rewinds video] 

  Caroline Lane : I mean, it could be her. Let's just - Can we just go forward?

  [Bextrum fast-forwards video once more until the video shows Marisa and Ty waiting at the elevator wearing the coat] 

  Caroline Lane : [deeply shocked]  Wait! That's my Dolce coat!

  John Bextrum : How could you have missed this?

  Keef Townsend : I'm sorry, sir.