Click (TV Mini Series)

The Body Beautiful (1997)

Taylor St. Clair: New Linda

Quotes 

• New Linda : [She walks into the sauna, wearing only a towel]  Not a bad sauna, huh?

  Susan : I've been in better.

  New Linda : Oh, where'd you go?

  [She sits down next to Susan, hiding the Clicker between her legs] 

  Susan : I'm on assignment.

  New Linda : Oh, a reporter?

  Susan : Why, do you work here?

  New Linda : Nah, just came for the free workout. To be honest with you, I'm not that impressed either.

  Susan : Well, I recommend that you wait a few weeks and then come back. It'll be a lot better by then.

  New Linda : Really? Sounds like you got the inside scoop on something?

  Susan : Ever hear of Margo du Mont?

  New Linda : Is she taking over the place?

  Susan : Didn't hear it from me.

  New Linda : I'm surprised the owner's gonna sell. This place looks like it's doing pretty well.

  Susan : Oh it'll sell. It's not doing as well as you think. Especially come this time tomorrow.

  New Linda : Really? What's happening tomorrow?

  Susan : Oh nothing. I just have a feeling that some of the equipment in this place is getting pretty old. Maybe in need of immediate repair.

  New Linda : Really?

  Susan : Could use a little more steam in here, don't you think?

  [She turns the steam up, which causes the Clicker to activate. She is struck by it] 

  Susan : It's... getting a little warm in here, don't you think? You don't mind if I...

  [She takes her towel off] 

  Susan : After all, we're all just women in here, right?

  New Linda : Well, you are definitely a woman.

  Susan : I bet you've got an impressive bod under there as well. Don't be shy. Us women should stick together. Men aren't as important as they like us to think they are.

  New Linda : Um, I've always been curious what it would be like to be with a woman, but I don't think now is a good idea.

  [She gets zapped with the Clicker, and stands up and gasps] 

  New Linda : Ooo, it hit the spot!

  Susan : [She kisses her]  Just relax. Be yourself.

  New Linda : Or someone else, as the case may be.