Click (TV Mini Series)

The Body Beautiful (1997)

David Chielens: Ben

Quotes 

• Ben : What if this thing has side effects?

  Linda : Like what?

  Ben : I dunno... Permanent erections. Unending orgasms!

  Linda : And that'd be a bad thing?

• Linda : [Running in, holding the clicker]  What do you call this thing?

  Ben : It's a gift to my niece. Give it.

  Linda : Your niece? How old is she?

  Ben : Seven.

  Linda : I would not give this to your niece!

• Linda : [after using the Clicker on a woman on a treadmill]  I bet other spas' treadmills don't make people feel that good.

  Ben : Bullshit. No, you set that up earlier! Paula must've been in on it the whole time! A little device like that can't turn people on!

  Linda : Attention!

  [She uses the Clicker on Ben, who turns around, an erection obvious in his pants] 

  Linda : Do you know how many married women could use a device like this?