Saturday Night Live: The Best of Steve Martin (1998 TV Special)

Chris Farley: Self

Quotes 

• Chris Farley : So, um, you remember when Bill Murray came, when you were the medieval barber and he came with his legs broken from being dragged by the ox cart after having too much mead?

  Steve Martin : Yeah what about it?

  Chris Farley : Um, that was awesome.

  Steve Martin : That was a long time ago.

  Chris Farley : Mr. Martin, before I go, I was wondering, I found this in wardrobe and I was wondering if you could sign it.

  Steve Martin : My old King Tut costume! I remember this. This was back when the show meant something.

• Chris Farley : [singing]  Not gonna get liquored up tonight, not gonna have a drink tonight! I'm not gonna drink, 'til Update is through. That's a promise to you, the viewer. After the show, I'll drink 'til I spew. But for now I'm clear headed for yoooooooou.