Shallow Hal (2001)

Gwyneth Paltrow: Rosemary

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• Hal : So what do you weigh, like 110? 115?

  Rosemary : [sarcastically]  Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about?

• Rosemary : I saw the way your friend Mauricio looked at me; I thought he was going to shoot me with a tranquilizer gun and tag my ear.

• Rosemary : Hal, do me a favor and stop saying that I'm pretty and that I'm not fat, ok? Cause it makes me uncomfortable.

  Hal : Umm, ok. Do you have a problem with compliments?

  Rosemary : Look, I know what I am and I know what I'm not. I'm the girl who, you know, gets really good grades and who's not afraid to be funny. And I'm the girl who has a lot of friends who are boys and no boyfriends. I'm not beautiful, ok, and I never will be. And I'm fine with that. But when you go around saying I'm something that I'm not, it's just, it's just not nice.

• Rosemary : Is that a Member's Only jacket?

  Mauricio : Yes.

  Rosemary : So what are you, the last member?

• Hal : I bet on horses sometimes, but I don't really care about the money.

  Rosemary : I never read that book.

  Hal : What book?

  Rosemary : Things losers say.