S.W.A.T. (2003)

Colin Farrell: Jim Street

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Quotes 

• Hondo : How can I trust a man who won't eat a good old-fashioned American hotdog?

  Street : [smiling]  He's a vegetarian.

• Street : So why'd you pick me?

  Hondo : To piss off the captain.

• Deke : We need to sell that shit on eBay.

  Street : I only have one.

  Deke : We'll split the profits fifty-fifty, corner the market. Break 'em down like a shotgun - The Polish Penetrator!

• Boxer : I just want to know what you did to my little sister.

  Street : She's 28, Boxer, okay? And trust me, she's not so little.

  McCabe : [laughing]  Oh no, you didn't...

• Gus : [discussing his wife's disapproval of the soft drink Dr. Pepper]  You know the deal, Jim. When we got married, I converted to Mormonism. We can't consume anything that alters our state of mind. We treat out bodies with respect.

  Street : And I treat mine like an amusement park. That's the differences that make this country great!

• [last lines] 

  Hondo : Technically, our watch has been over for 12 hours.

  Street : So?

  Hondo : Yeah. What the hell. Mount up.

• Hondo : Street. Don't beat him so badly I can't get a rematch, all right?

  Street : I won't make any promises.

  Hondo : It's my money, man.

• Chris : You wanna come to my house?

  Street : That was easy.

  Chris : My kid's having a birthday party tomorrow.

• Chris Sanchez : Just because I bought you a drink doesn't mean you're getting laid tonight.

  Street : So, what does two drinks mean?

• Hondo : You look like you need a Band-Aid.

  Street : Somebody else needs a body bag downstairs.

• Alex Montel : American Greed.

  Street : Shut up.

  Alex Montel : So reliable.

  Street : Shut Up! Another officer is dead because you shot your mouth off.

  Alex Montel : That's how I like cops - dead.

  Street : You wanna join him? Huh?

  Alex Montel : He knew the dangers, no? That's why he signed up to be a police officer. Carry a gun in the Wild West - like you, Cowboy. Would you be sitting here if this job wasn't dangerous? Huh? Anyway... killing him probably got you 20 new recruits. You should thank me.

  Street : Yeah, you're right, I should. Boxer, thank him for me, will ya?

  Boxer : Love to.

  [Elbows Montel in the stomach] 

• Street : [to Gamble]  Is this your girlfriend? Cute.

  Travis : No, but you can be my bitch.

  Street : [recoils in mock horror]  Really?

• Capt. Thomas Fuller : Nice job.

  Hondo : Don't sound so happy.

  Capt. Thomas Fuller : Still got a problem. He's still here.

  [Gestures towards Alex Montel] 

  Chris : Road trip?

  Street : [Beaten up from the fight with Gamble]  Road trip.

  Hondo : Yeah... road trip. Guess you'll have to fire us later.

  [Street spits blood out of his mouth, team walks away toward arriving SWAT truck with Fuller smiling at the team for once in the whole movie] 

• Hondo : [Deke shoots a card]  10 of Spades. Spade flush.

  Street : Hondo, isn't that a straight flush?

  Hondo : Hold the phone. Six, seven, eight, nine, ten of Spades. Deke!

  Deke : Beats four Aces in Compton any day!

• Hondo : Street, you have a driver's license?

  Street : Got a library card.

  Hondo : Good enough. So get your uniform on. You're driving me around today.

• [the team's progress is halted by a firmly locked gate] 

  Deke : Ain't this a bitch?

  Street : A cold hard one.

• Brian Gamble : [getting chewed out by Fuller for his stunt at the bank]  That woman is alive because of what we did!

  Capt. Thomas Fuller : Yeah, alive and suing the city for millions. The Chief said if he's gonna pay, somebody else does, too, and it sure as hell isn't gonna be me.

  Brian Gamble : C'mon Fuller we get...

  Capt. Thomas Fuller : [Interrupting]  *Captain* Fuller.

  Brian Gamble : Captain Fuller, we get two seconds to make a decision! You get two months to sit there and tear it apart!

  Velasquez : SWAT means "Special Weapons *And* Tactics". Where were your tactics out there?

  Street : Saving a woman from getting shot. That's where are tactics were.

  Brian Gamble : Yeah, every cop in this department knows that we did the right thing.

  Capt. Thomas Fuller : Sometimes, doing the right thing isn't doing the right thing.

  Sgt. Howard : What the hell does that mean?

  Capt. Thomas Fuller : Sergeant?

  [Fuller turns to Street and Gamble] 

  Capt. Thomas Fuller : You disobeyed a direct order, end of story. You're both off SWAT.

  Velasquez : Captain. They're two of our best officers.

  Capt. Thomas Fuller : Well I'm not sticking them back in the field after a stunt like that.

  Brian Gamble : [Becoming angry]  Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that saving lives was goddamn stunt!

  Capt. Thomas Fuller : [Angry]  Hey, you've got a big mouth, and apparently you're quick on the trigger, and *that* is why your ass is in a sling!

  Velasquez : Captain Fuller, if you're really gonna put them off SWAT at least keep them in the division. Give'em a shot at getting back.

  Capt. Thomas Fuller : [pause]  Fine, stick'em in the gun cage. Get'em out of my sight.

• [about Boxer's mustache] 

  Boxer : Your mother likes it.

  Street : So does your sister.

• Alex Montel : What do you make, $66,000 a year?

  Street : Not even with overtime.

  Alex Montel : Ha, loser.

• Brian Gamble : Terrible day, I need a cocktail.

  Street : I'm staying.

  Brian Gamble : [In disbelief]  You're what? After that?

  Street : In time, Fuller will have some new asses to chew on, and he'll put us back on the team.

  Brian Gamble : Fuller, is a cop pincher in this department, brother and he's never gonna give us a second chance.

  Street : So, what are you gonna do, piss away the hard work you did to get here?

  Brian Gamble : Piss *what* away, Jimmy? The cage? C'mon man, we're better than that and you know it. Wanna join me? Oh, I guess that a real partner wouldn't have to ask that would he?

  Street : A real partner would stood up for what he did at the bank.

  Brian Gamble : I saved that hostage.

  Street , Brian Gamble : You disobeyed the hold.

  Brian Gamble : No. I saved that hostage.

  Street : [Sternley shouting]  You disobeyed the hold! You made that decision yourself, and you shot a hostage, Jesus Brian!

  Brian Gamble : [Shocked]  Woah, you sounded a lot like Fuller. Isn't that what you were talking about in there, you rat me out, you cut a deal to get back on the team, Jim?

  Street : Did I cut a deal?

  Brian Gamble : Yeah, did you?

  Street : How many times have I cover up for you and all your goddamn stunts?

  Brian Gamble : [Shrugs]  That's what a real partner

  [Picks up his badge] 

  Brian Gamble : You just picked a paycheck over me, bro.

  [Tosses his badge to Street] 

  Street : You just picked yourself over everything else.

  Brian Gamble : You wanna stay here, be Fuller's bitch? You go right ahaead, but I can't do it, nope can't do it. Goddmanit goddamnit god

  [slaps a locker in anger] 

  Brian Gamble : damnit, Jim

  Street : We were partners for 5 years, and this is how you wanna end it?

  Brian Gamble : Nuh, uh. *I* didn't end it. You sold me out to the press.

  Street : You know, I never realize until now how full of shit you are.

  [Tosses the badge back to Gamble, who comes over and grabs Street by the shirt in anger] 

  Brian Gamble : Fuck you, and SWAT.

  [Pushes Street back and breaks a mirror behind him] 

• Street : [to McCabe]  Looks like you're not the prettiest one on S.W.A.T. anymore.

• Street : Bad day, huh?

  Beat-up Latino Thug : Kiss my ass, ese.

• Hondo : [last lines, sitting in the front passenger seat of a SWAT truck, after hearing a diamond robbery taking place over the radio, turns head back to see Street]  technically our watch has been over for twelve hours

  Street : [turns his head back to see Hondo, then turns his head back to face forward, smiles, while putting on his radio headset]  so?

  Hondo : [sits up straight]  yeah, what the hell?

  Hondo : [grabs underneath his seat to get the rifle ready]  Mount up !

• Street : Gamble, let her go!

  Gamble : Take a shot, Jimbo!