My Family (TV Series 2000–2011) Poster

(2000–2011)

Robert Lindsay: Ben Harper

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Quotes 

  • [repeated line] 

    Ben : Mikey, Mikey, Mikey!

  • Susan : [to Ben, after her mother leaves the house]  Don't even think about locking that door!

    Ben : Locking it? I was thinking of bricking it up!

  • Ben : [to Abi]  You, you're unhinged!

    [to Michael] 

    Ben : You, you're demented!

    [to Nick] 

    Ben : You... you're just you!

  • Roger : You'll kill me one of these days.

    Ben : That's the plan.

  • [Susan is writing a letter to Janey] 

    Ben : She never writes to me.

    Susan : Well you never write to her.

    Ben : I do. I wrote to her yesterday. I sent her a parental haiku. "Enclosed is cheque, you bleed me dry, stop it."

  • Ben : [pulling Abi's arm]  I'm desperate!

    Roger : [pulling Abi's other arm; shouting]  Then buy a magazine!

  • Ben : [grabs Michael on the neck from behind]  Right, gotcha!

    Michael : How long have you been waiting there?

    Ben : Hours. Where's my £60?

    Michael : I put it in the bank.

    Ben : At this time of night?

    Michael : Erm... I did it online.

    Ben : [looking puzzled]  I gave you cash!

    Michael : It's got a holographic modem.

    Ben : What's that?

    Michael : Well... you scan the bank notes into the feeder slot, which then converts them into cyber-pennies... which, then transmatterates them directly into my account.

    Ben : Well, transmatterate them back.

    Michael : Erm... you can't do it twice. They'll disintegrate.

    Ben : Come on! You can't fool me! I'm not your mother! If you can transmatterate them one way, you can transmatterate them back! Now, where's my cash?

  • Ben : She's got the worst set of teeth I've ever seen, and I'm a dentist.

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