Spider-Man (2000 Video Game)

Dee Bradley Baker: Carnage, Rhino, J. Jonah Jameson, Daredevil, The Lizard

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Quotes 

• [Spider-Man, Daredevil, Punisher and Captain America sit at a table playing a game of cards] 

  Captain America : So, Punisher, do you have any threes?

  Punisher : Go fish! So, nice of you to join us for *once,* Spidey!

  Spider-Man : Oh, I'm sorry. I was out *saving the world.* Beating you guys at cards ought to be pretty easy.

  Daredevil : Your spider-sense *won't* save you here.

  Punisher : Look who's talking, Daredevil! You've been looking at *my cards* all night!

  Daredevil : I don't *need* to look at your cards, Punisher. Your bluffs are *so* obvious.

  Captain America : Okay, okay. Let's keep this a nice, friendly, *clean* game.

  [Punisher groans and turns to Captain America] 

  Punisher : Who keeps *inviting* this guy?

  [the card game is interrupted by loud music] 

  Spider-Man : Hey, would you keep it *down?*

  [Human Torch and Black Cat are dancing to music playing on a boom-box] 

  Johnny Storm : Hey, loosen up, kids! I'm on *fire!*

• [Doctor Octopus stands at the bars of a jail cell, while Scorpion, Mysterio, Rhino and a Jade Syndicate Thug play cards] 

  Scorpion : Wait. Hold on. Time out. All of you guys were working together and you *still* couldn't take down Spider-Man?

  Mysterio : It's not *my* fault! Doc Ock's plan was *horrible!* Everyone *knows* you can't control the symbiotes.

  [Rhino stands up, puzzled] 

  Rhino : Hey, wait. So, if I'm a rhino, you're a scorpion and he's an octopus, what's a Mysterio?

  [Rhino sits down on his bench and sends the Thug flying up into the ceiling and he struggles as his head gets stuck] 

  Scorpion : So, Rhino, got any threes?

  [Rhino looks at his cards] 

  Rhino : Hey! I got a bingo! You guys think you're so smart, but I won! Who's your daddy, Doc Ock? Victory is mine! You're always laughing at me, but who's crying *now*, huh?

  [Rhino laughs at his cellmates, but then stops as he takes another look at his cards] 

  Rhino : Oh, wait a minute. I've made a mistake.

  [Doctor Octopus shakes his head and then bangs his head on the bars of his cell three times] 

• Carnage : I am going to CUT you!

• [Spider-Man smashes through a window and finds Scorpion about to attack Jameson] 

  Spider-Man : Leave him alone, Chuckles!

  Scorpion : Butt out, web-head!

  J. Jonah Jameson : Spider-Man? I ask for the police and I get THIS?

• [as Spider-Man confronts Doctor Octopus and Carnage, Venom suddenly appears in the room] 

  Venom : Speaking of crushed.

  Spider-Man : Huh?

  Venom : It's showtime, freaks!

  [Venom turns to Carnage] 

  Venom : Ooh! I smell *bad* symbiote - and it ain't me!

  Carnage : Bring it on, *grandpa!*

  [Carnage and Venom fight, which leads them up into the next room and leaves Spider-Man alone with Doctor Octopus] 

  Spider-Man : Alone at last!

  Doctor Octopus : Let us *end* this, Spider-Man!

• [while chasing after Spider-Man] 

  Carnage : You may have defeated everyone else, but you won't defeat me!

• J. Jonah Jameson : Listen, Gargan! It's a new millenium! Lots of high-tech! There may be some way we can get you out of that suit!

  Scorpion : You put me in this suit! Now I'm going to make you pay!

  [Scorpion swats his tail at Jameson, but he dodges it and it breaks a nearby window] 

  J. Jonah Jameson : Get over it, Gargan!

  Scorpion : You ruined my life! So now I'll end yours!

• [Spider-Man and Black Cat notice two helicopters escaping and they carry away stolen technology] 

  Spider-Man : We're too late! That makes two major technology heists in two days!

  [Both don't notice the Rhino charge at Black Cat from behind] 

  Black Cat : That leaves one question. Where's Rhino?

  [Rhino knocks into Black Cat's back and knocks her away and Black Cat grunts in pain as Spider-Man turns around to her] 

  Spider-Man : *CAT!*

  Rhino : Well! If it ain't bug boy!

  [Rhino charges at Spider-Man] 

  Spider-Man : Uh-oh!

• [the Rhino charges at Spider-Man, but Spider-Man dodges and Rhino hits a wall instead] 

  Spider-Man : Aww. Did you hurt your little tusky-wusky?

  Rhino : Stop making fun of me!

• [while fighting Spider-Man] 

  Rhino : I'm gonna kill you!

• Carnage : Die! Die! Die!

• Scorpion : So, do you have any fives?

  Rhino : Let me check.

  [checks his cards] 

  Rhino : Hey! I got a bingo. Ha ha, you guys think you're so smart, but i've won! Who's your daddy, Doc Ock? Ha ha ha! Victory is my! You always kid with me, but who's crying now, huh? Ha ha!

  [looks at his cards again] 

  Rhino : ...uh wait a sec, I made a mistake.

• Rhino : Wait; if I'm a Rhino, you're a Scorpion, and he's an Octopus, what's a Mysterio?

• Carnage : What color do you bleed?

• Carnage : [to Spiderman]  You killed my brethren!