Spider-Man (2000 Video Game)

Rino Romano: Spider-Man, Bank Thug 1

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Quotes 

• [Spider-Man, Daredevil, Punisher and Captain America sit at a table playing a game of cards] 

  Captain America : So, Punisher, do you have any threes?

  Punisher : Go fish! So, nice of you to join us for *once,* Spidey!

  Spider-Man : Oh, I'm sorry. I was out *saving the world.* Beating you guys at cards ought to be pretty easy.

  Daredevil : Your spider-sense *won't* save you here.

  Punisher : Look who's talking, Daredevil! You've been looking at *my cards* all night!

  Daredevil : I don't *need* to look at your cards, Punisher. Your bluffs are *so* obvious.

  Captain America : Okay, okay. Let's keep this a nice, friendly, *clean* game.

  [Punisher groans and turns to Captain America] 

  Punisher : Who keeps *inviting* this guy?

  [the card game is interrupted by loud music] 

  Spider-Man : Hey, would you keep it *down?*

  [Human Torch and Black Cat are dancing to music playing on a boom-box] 

  Johnny Storm : Hey, loosen up, kids! I'm on *fire!*

• [within the Avengers jet, Spider-Man sits in the co-pilot seat next to Captain America, while Black Cat and Venom sit between an unconscious Doctor Octopus] 

  Captain America : It's a good thing Black Cat gave me a call, son.

  Spider-Man : Looks like just in time.

  [Venom leans close to Spider-Man from behind] 

  Venom : Hey, Spidey, could you get us Captain America's autograph?

  Spider-Man : Oh, brother.

• Peter Parker : [after seeing "Spider-Man" steal a machine]  Last time I checked, *I* was Spider-Man.

• Spider-Man : [after defeating a criminal guard]  One taken down by your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

• [as his Spider-Sense goes off] 

  Spider-Man : Spider-Sense... tingling!

• [Spider-Man enters a hidden storage room of Goblin equipment] 

  Spider-Man : Gee. I wonder who those *pumpkin bombs* belong to.

• [Spider-Man runs through a golden spider icon and dons his Spider-Armor suit] 

  Spider-Man : Ah. The old, trusty Spidey Armor.

• [Spider-Man runs through a golden spider icon and dons his Spider-Armor suit] 

  Spider-Man : Haven't used this Spidey Armor much before. It could be useful here.

• [while running away from gunfire from a police helicopter] 

  Spider-Man : Man! Mary Jane was right! I should've stayed home today!

• [while crawling up the side of a building] 

  Spider-Man : How tall *is* this thing?

• [while being shot at by a police helicopter] 

  Spider-Man : Enough with the shooting, already!

• [Spider-Man smashes through a window and finds Scorpion about to attack Jameson] 

  Spider-Man : Leave him alone, Chuckles!

  Scorpion : Butt out, web-head!

  J. Jonah Jameson : Spider-Man? I ask for the police and I get THIS?

• [Spider-Man sits on the crown of the Statue of Liberty and the Human Torch is flying nearby] 

  Spider-Man : Well, that's my story, Johnny.

  Johnny Storm : Looks like you're in a lot of trouble. You'll find Venom!

  Spider-Man : But how? Venom is invisible to my spider-sense!

  Johnny Storm : Knowing your luck, Venom will find *you*! Have faith, Spidey!

  [the Human Torch flies off and Spider-Man looks at the city with a sigh] 

  Spider-Man : Where could she be?

  [back in the city, Spider-Man swings over the city] 

  Spider-Man : I've got to find her! I've got no choice!

  [Venom follows after Spider-Man, swinging from web to web] 

  Venom : Wah, wah, wah! What a wuss!

  [Spider-Man turns and notices Venom now swinging alongside him] 

  Venom : Hey, wanna race?

  [Venom laughs and swings off, with Spider-Man following after him] 

  Venom : Parker HATES it when I get the drop on him!

  Spider-Man : Ugh! I HATE it when he gets the drop on me!

• [Spider-Man confronts the Impostor Spider-Man] 

  Spider-Man : I've got to say, you look just like me. Except you're more "angry back alley" than "friendly neighborhood".

  Impostor Spider-Man : Oh. For decades, I've wanted to shut that mouth of yours! Finally, that time is upon me!

  [the Impostor Spider-Man changes into Mysterio] 

  Mysterio : At last! I will crush you, once and for all!

  [Mysterio laughs as he grows to giant size and looks down at Spider-Man] 

  Mysterio : And now, little Spider, you will *die!*

  [Mysterio lifts up his foot to step on Spider-Man and Spider-Man nervously chuckles as he steps back] 

  Spider-Man : Is it too late for us to be friends?

• [as Spider-Man confronts Doctor Octopus and Carnage, Venom suddenly appears in the room] 

  Venom : Speaking of crushed.

  Spider-Man : Huh?

  Venom : It's showtime, freaks!

  [Venom turns to Carnage] 

  Venom : Ooh! I smell *bad* symbiote - and it ain't me!

  Carnage : Bring it on, *grandpa!*

  [Carnage and Venom fight, which leads them up into the next room and leaves Spider-Man alone with Doctor Octopus] 

  Spider-Man : Alone at last!

  Doctor Octopus : Let us *end* this, Spider-Man!

• [Spider-Man runs down a tunnel and into a laboratory, where two men stand and are silhouetted by the room's white light] 

  Spider-Man : Listen, whoever you are. No one can control the symbiotes. *No one!*

  [the lights turn off and show Doctor Octopus standing on a platform, with a growling Carnage standing at his side] 

  Doctor Octopus : I need not control the symbiotes, Spider-Man.

  Spider-Man : *Doc Ock?*

  Doctor Octopus : We will work as one. 'Tis a new world. Humanity needs the skills that *my* technology will give them. Symbiosis is the only way.

  Spider-Man : I should've known a reformed Doc Ock was too good to be true!

  [Doctor Octopus's four tentacles emerge from behind him and snap with a life of their own] 

  Doctor Octopus : A perfect world order! Those who do not share my vision will be *crushed* by it!

• [after defeating a thug] 

  Spider-Man : Compliments of your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!

• [Mary Jane dangles by her arms from chains from under a grate in the floor and a tank of water lies far beneath her] 

  Mary Jane : Help! Is anybody there? Help me!

  [Spider-Man runs over and crouches down to look at Mary Jane] 

  Spider-Man : Mary Jane!

  Mary Jane : Please!

  [Spider-Man turns around as Venom appears nearby] 

  Venom : Hey! You made it!

  Spider-Man : Venom!

  Venom : I'd let you see your wifey-poo, but she's in the bath right now!

  [Venom flips up a switch with his web and the water rises as Mary Jane screams] 

  Mary Jane : Peter, help! No!

  Venom : So, what do you say, Spidey? Let's finish this!

  [Venom laughs as he disappears] 

• [Spider-Man sticks to a billboard for The Daily Gossip newspaper and looks at the headline] 

  Spider-Man : Monsters infest sewers.

  [Spider-Man laughs] 

  Spider-Man : Yeah, right.

• [before he fights Carnage, Spider-Man notices a bubble made of sonic vibrations nearby] 

  Spider-Man : That's a sonic bubble in the middle of the room. Seeing as how the only two that symbiotes hate are fire and sonics, I'm guessing Ock made it just in case Carnage tried to double-cross him. Well, I'd better not let it go to waste.

• [Spider-Man runs to a large metal door and then stands before it] 

  Spider-Man : *Open this door!*

  [On the other side of the door, Venom leaps and crouches before the door] 

  Venom : *Who is it?*

• [during his fight with Mysterio] 

  Spider-Man : You're working for the wrong people, Mysterio!

• [while fighting Mysterio, he notices the villain's costume] 

  Spider-Man : Who mixes green and purple? I don't know. I don't get it.

• [while standing on top of the 4 of the Baxter Building] 

  Spider-Man : Man! Looks like the Fantastic Four aren't around right now!

• [while fighting Mysterio] 

  Spider-Man : Dude, capes are out this year!

• Mysterio : You're no match for me!

  Spider-Man : We'll see about that!

• [during his fight with Mysterio] 

  Spider-Man : Time to burst your bubble, Mysterio!

• [during his fight with Mysterio] 

  Spider-Man : Ooh! Look at the big Master of Illusion!

• [a giant-sized Mysterio grabs Spider-Man and picks him up] 

  Mysterio : I've got you now, little Spider!

  Spider-Man : Hey! What's with the King Kong trip?

• [a giant-sized Mysterio grabs Spider-Man and picks him up] 

  Mysterio : Got you!

  Spider-Man : Hey! Put me down, fish-bowl!

• [Spider-Man holds Mysterio off the ground] 

  Spider-Man : Right now, you're thinking if only you'd taken that giant act to *Vegas* instead!

  Mysterio : Curse your endless babble, Spider-Man!

  Spider-Man : Speaking of babble, let's hear it. Who's behind all this?

  Mysterio : I'll never tell you! Mysterio may be defeated, but the symbiote invasion cannot be stopped!

  Spider-Man : Symbiote invasion? There are *more* of them?

  Mysterio : You fool! There will be more than you can imagine! That fog which blankets the city is preparing everyone in New York for symbiosis!

  Spider-Man : *You're* the fool, Mysterio!

  [Spider-Man punches Mysterio and shatters the front of his helmet] 

  Spider-Man : *Where?* *Where are they coming from?*

  Mysterio : Go then. On the waterfront. Warehouse Sixty Five. A secret passage. If only I could watch them *destroy* you.

  Spider-Man : Whoever your boss is, he's off his *rocker!* No one can control the symbiotes!

  Mysterio : Correction. Nobody before *now!*

  Spider-Man : Spare me the propaganda, okay? This isn't a game, Mysterio! The symbiotes will destroy *everything* in their path unless I can stop them!

• [Spider-Man and Black Cat notice two helicopters escaping and they carry away stolen technology] 

  Spider-Man : We're too late! That makes two major technology heists in two days!

  [Both don't notice the Rhino charge at Black Cat from behind] 

  Black Cat : That leaves one question. Where's Rhino?

  [Rhino knocks into Black Cat's back and knocks her away and Black Cat grunts in pain as Spider-Man turns around to her] 

  Spider-Man : *CAT!*

  Rhino : Well! If it ain't bug boy!

  [Rhino charges at Spider-Man] 

  Spider-Man : Uh-oh!

• [the Rhino charges at Spider-Man, but Spider-Man dodges and Rhino hits a wall instead] 

  Spider-Man : Aww. Did you hurt your little tusky-wusky?

  Rhino : Stop making fun of me!

• [while fighting Mysterio] 

  Spider-Man : Hey! You finally found a costume the size of your ego!

• [a force field appears around Doctor Octopus] 

  Doctor Octopus : You will never get past my barrier, Spider-Man!

  Spider-Man : He's right! I need to find some way to draw power away from his shield!

• [Spider-Man fires a web at a switch and draws away part of Doctor Octopus's energy barrier] 

  Spider-Man : Yes! This shield is drawing power from his! But I still need to draw more power

• [Spider-Man fires a web at the last switch and the barrier goes down] 

  Spider-Man : That's it! Time to pay the piper, Ock!

  [Doctor Octopus dangles helplessly by his own tentacles as he's caught in Spider-Man's trap] 

  Spider-Man : [Spider-Man fires impact webbing at Doc Ock a few times, until Ock's shield goes back up and Doctor Octopus is dropped back down to attack again] 

• [Doctor Octopus falls to his knees after fighting Spider-Man, barely conscious] 

  Doctor Octopus : It cannot end... this way.

  [Doc Ock passes out and falls to the floor] 

  Spider-Man : One down, one to go.

• [Cletus Kasady lies on the ground, unconscious, as the Carnage symbiote leaves him and drips down into the laboratory] 

  Spider-Man : You are a born loser, Cletus Kasady. Like I told Mysterio, *no one* can control the symbiotes. No one I've met, anyway. Take a breather, Spidey. It's over. Well, just another day in the life...

  [Two tentacles suddenly smash through the floor and in front of Spider-Man] 

  Spider-Man : *Whoa!*

  [a tentacle grabs Spider-Man's throat and then throws him to the floor as Doctor Octopus appears in the Carnage symbiote, now known as Monster Ock] 

  Spider-Man : Is that... *Ock?*

• Spider-Man : You can run, Venom. But you can't hide.

• [taunting the Rhino] 

  Spider-Man : Awwww, did you hurt your little tusky wusky?

• Spider-Man : I wonder if all Wolverine's bones are made out of adamantium.

• Spider-Man : The heating bill on this place must be enormous! And I thought crime didn't pay.

• [after Rhino slams into an electric generator] 

  Spider-Man : Rhino burgers, coming up!

• Spider-Man : Right now, you're thinking if only you'd taken that giant act to Vegas instead!

  Mysterio : Curse your endless babble, Spider-Man!

• [once the player selects the Kid Mode difficulty icon] 

  Spider-Man : Kid mode!

• Spider-Man : You are the loser, Cletus Kasady! Like I told Mysterio: No one can control the symbiotes.

• Spider-Man : [after defeating an enemy]  Ah... I made this look easy.

• Venom : [Venom is on the Times Square jumbotron]  The Venom marathon continues on the biggest TV in New York! We're shoutin' out to the whole big Rotten Apple, here people.

  Spider-Man : Sad thing is, he'll probably get his own talk show for this.

  Venom : So, we've got this beautiful redhead. You know her, she's one of those famous bimbos. We have decided that this poor little lassie has twenty-four hours to live! Twenty-four hours! Oh, by the way... her name is Mary Jane Parker! Ahahaha!

  Spider-Man : No! Not Mary Jane!

  Venom : So, just in case *someone*... and I know who it could be. If anyone of you tight-wearing freaks out there, want to save little miss fashion model... THEN BRING IT ON! Meanwhile, New Yorkers... the Venom marathon will continue!

• Black Cat : I can't believe they shot down those police choppers.

  Peter Parker : Yeah, knowing my luck I'll get blamed for that, too.

• Peter Parker : We'll need Jameson's help on this. We're going to the Bugle.

  Venom : Jameson? We hate Jameson!

  Peter Parker : No bonehead, we're not going to SEE Jameson. We're going to use his computer database.

  Venom : Ooo! Are we going to surf the "web"?

  Peter Parker : Let's just go!

• Peter Parker : Come back here Venom!

  [Spidey follows Venom who crashes through a building] 

  Venom : Watch that first step parker, It's a doosie

  Peter Parker : [Crashing noises are heard and Spidey yells]  OW MY HEAD! OHHH Toe, Toe, Toe.

  Venom : [Venom crashes through a woman's changing room. Women's screams are heard]  OOoo, Sorry lady, didn't see a thing

  Peter Parker : Er... My eyes are closed

  Venom : Come on Parker, stop slacking!

  [smashes out the wall of the building and back outside] 

• Peter Parker : [Rhino hits another generator]  Ooooh. Did you get a charge out of that?

• Peter Parker : [says to Venom while he is sitting down]  Are you insane? Actually on second thoughts, don't answer that.