[first lines]
Clerk: Can I help you?
Thomas: [nervous] Uh... I want to take a steam bath and uh...
Clerk: That will be $3.50.
Thomas: Three-fifty? I thought it was only two.
Clerk: This is Friday, the weekend. It's always three-fifty on the weekends.
[Thomas pays the Clerk]
Clerk: Here's your key. Hey, you forgot your towel, robe and slippers.
Thomas: Oh... thanks. Say, is there a place around here where I can get a cup of coffee to take with me?
Clerk: Yeah, right over there on the right. But you can't take any food or drinks up to your room.
Thomas: Oh... well, thanks anyway.
Clerk: You got any valuables you want to check in? Anything over five bucks?
Thomas: Why is that?
Clerk: If you can't trust your own mother these days, how are you going to trust a "recent acquaintance"?
Thomas: Oh, I see what you mean. I guess I'll leave my ring and my wallet.