Vapors (1965)
Larry Joels: Clerk
Photos
Quotes
-
[first lines]
Clerk : Can I help you?
Thomas : [nervous] Uh... I want to take a steam bath and uh...
Clerk : That will be $3.50.
Thomas : Three-fifty? I thought it was only two.
Clerk : This is Friday, the weekend. It's always three-fifty on the weekends.
[Thomas pays the Clerk]
Clerk : Here's your key. Hey, you forgot your towel, robe and slippers.
Thomas : Oh... thanks. Say, is there a place around here where I can get a cup of coffee to take with me?
Clerk : Yeah, right over there on the right. But you can't take any food or drinks up to your room.
Thomas : Oh... well, thanks anyway.
Clerk : You got any valuables you want to check in? Anything over five bucks?
Thomas : Why is that?
Clerk : If you can't trust your own mother these days, how are you going to trust a "recent acquaintance"?
Thomas : Oh, I see what you mean. I guess I'll leave my ring and my wallet.