Time Gentlemen Please (2000–2002)

David Walliams: Marcel

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• Guv : You can say what you like about the filthy, stinking, treacherous, German hun. But you have to respect 'em.

  Marcel : No! Do not fill my French ear with such words.

  [Marcel spits on the floor] 

  Guv : Yea, you have to respect 'em, you don't have to capitulate quite so often but you have to respect 'em. You see the thing about the Germans is it's all above board, they're perfectly clear about what they're ambition is, it's world domination! By any means possible. They're up to something, but they're telling us about it. Not like you lot, sneaking around, I mean look at the words that the French have given the English, "espionage", "sabotage", "camouflage", "fromage".

  [shouts] 

  Guv : You're up to somethin'!