Jeff Anderson: Randal
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Quotes
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Teen #1 : Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers.
Teen #2 : Yeah, and he says you're the bitch and you're the butch.
Dante Hicks : I'm the BITCH?
Randal Graves : Well, if we were gay, that's certainly the way I'd see it.
Dante Hicks : Will you shut up!
Teen #1 : [to Teen #2] Holy shit, dude. The honeymoon's over.
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[regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie]
Randal Graves : That was definitely worse than "Clash of the Titans."
Dante Hicks : I can't believe Judi Dench played me.
Randal Graves : Remind me to renew that restraining order.
Dante Hicks : Why?
Randal Graves : Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight.
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Randal Graves : See? If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us.
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Randal Graves : See? I told you that restraining order was a good idea.
