Aaagh! It's the Mr. Hell Show! (2000–2002)

Bob Monkhouse: Mr. Hell

Quotes 

• Damien : Father I don't really see the point of trying to enroll in an all girls school

  Mr. Hell : Are you sure you're my son?

• Mr. Hell : Being red with pointy ears doesn't make me a devil, being a bastard does!

• Mr. Hell : I'd like to introduce you to my lovely co-host, whose name I can't remember since I had sex with her and no longer care.

• Mr. Hell : It takes 9 months to make one episode of The Simpsons? We're doing a whole series in that time... but it's still good!

• Mr. Hell : [doorbell rings]  Oooooooh that must be the pizza boy!

  [opens door while getting baseball bat ready] 

• Mr. Hell : [seeing his half-devil half-angel son Damien at the door, he looks at the screen]  It was a holiday thing.

• Mr. Hell : This show is the last in the series, unless they're showing them in the wrong order, in which case see you next week.